GROUP A
Greece Lightening
ruins Russia's Summer Nights
Once again Greece have gone and left us
all scratching our heads and simply asking 'how?' as they somehow
managed to pull off an unlikely win and navigate their way into the
last eight following a smash and grab win over a much fancied Russian
outfit. After two impressive performances leading into the final
group game, it was very much expected that the Russians wouldn't face
much of a challenge from the Greeks and see themselves safely
through. Even after the match had begun there was little indication
to expect anything else. Andrei Arshavin and Alan Dzagoev seemed to
have picked up where they left off previously and with an inspired
Yuri Zhirkov bombing on, they forced their opponents further and
further into retreat. A goal seemed inevitable and eventually it came
- only not from Russia. A lapse in concentration at the end of the
first half from the abovementioned Zhirkov allowed one of football's
most unlikely legends to pounce on an extremely rare Greek chance and
score the decisive goal to seal the fate of Dick Advocat's side.
They may have given the world Maths,
Philosophy and some kick-ass cuisine but let's be honest, history is
hardly awash with any particularly brilliant Greek footballers down
the years. Despite being a key part of the success of 2004, the name
Nikos Dabizas still prompts a snigger among fans over here who saw
him ply his trade for firstly Newcastle then Leicester. Newly crowned
champions of England Manchester City still consider Georgios Samaras
to be the punchline of an awful joke reminding them of the years
before Sheik Mansour's millions. Step forward Captain Giorgous
Karagounis. Not exactly among the all-time football greats but if you
are looking for a true Greek hero, he's your man. After famously
scoring the first goal of the 2004 run to the final in Portugal, now,
in what could well be his last ever match, he not only equalled the
record number of appearances by a Greek international but also scored
a goal that momentarily lifted an entire nation in a time of crisis.
Of course, football isn't going to solve any of the country's
problems but as the man himself said post match, the win will have
put a rare smile on the faces of his countrymen and women.
Nothing encapsulated his passion more
than when he was wrongly booked for diving in the second half.
Choosing not to hide his indignation, Karagounis stormed around the
pitch enraged, fired up and snarling until manager Fernando Santos
saw fit to substitute him. The yellow card unfortunately means he
misses the Quarter final against Germany when many expect a Greek
defeat. At 35, it's highly unlikely we'll ever see the Panathinaikos
legend represent his country again, sadly.
Bouncing Czechs prevents Pole dancing
into Quarters
Joining them in the last eight will be
the Czechs who beat and eliminated Poland thanks to Petr Jiracek's
second goal in as many games. Unimpressive thus far and with a squad
not nearly as good as those that reached the final and semis in 1996
and 2004 respectively, progression beyond the first round is
something of surprise. There's nothing to take from the group games
to suggest they will do much against better sides and while stranger
things have happened, I very much doubt there will be any partying in
Prague beyond this Thursday's encounter with Portugal. Far from an
awful side – Tomas Hubschman in midfield and the exciting, direct
Vaclav Pilar cutting in from wide areas have looked the most
impressive – the counter attack seems to be their only strategy but
one that you would expect the Portuguese, as well as others, to be
able to combat.
It was disappointing to see the hosts
exit the tournament at such an early stage but once again, it was
their finishing that ultimately let them down. A bright start saw the
Poles create a number of chances but found more joy hitting the side
netting (three times) than troubling the previously erratic Petr
Cech. I wonder if there's a Polish translation for the football
cliché “goals win games” because whoever replaces outgoing
manager Franciszek Smuda would do well to relay that to Robert
Lewandowski et al ahead of the upcoming World Cup qualifiers.
GROUP B
Bratwusrt > Bacon
Germany ended the first round as the
only team with maximum points from their group games after beating a
resolute Denmark side thanks to goals from Lukas Podolski and
substitute Lars Bender. After the new Arsenal signing had given the
Germans the lead, an equaliser came after a clever corner routine saw
Niklas Bendtner pulling away from the danger area, drift away from
the goal and win a header that set up Martin Krone-Dehli who nodded
home from close range. Seemingly content with the draw they believed
would be enough to progress, Denmark seemed content to contain
Germany when the scores were level. However, as it became evident
they required a victory, they were forced to open up and like a great
white shark, the Germans took full advantage to send the Danes home.
An unfortunate outcome given that their two better performances, in
this match and previously against Portugal, have resulted in defeats
following their somewhat fortunate win over a wasteful Dutch side.
Portugal Ron their way after Dutch vans
break down
Speaking of whom, Bert van Marwijik's
misfits went home with their tails between their legs following a 2-1
defeat to Portugal – their third successive defeat and grand total
of nil points in the group. To say their early exit was unexpected
would be an understatement. I know I'm not alone in wondering how a
team packed full of talent went out without putting up any kind of
fight. Reports of divisions in the squad were unsurprising in the
sense that we've seen it all before from this team down the years yet
also surprising as one would think they would have learned some sort
of lesson by now. Evidently not.
Despite taking the lead through a
fantastic Rafael van Der Vaart effort after Arjen Robben finally
decide to reap the benefits of acknowledging that he had teammates,
the Dutch failed to capitalise. Going a goal down actually galvanised
Portugal and the story of the match was as much about their
resurgence than Holland's failings.
Van Marwijk elected to leave out Mark
van Bommell for the abovementioned van Der Vaart. While his decision
was vindicated as the Spurs man scored, the more attack minded
approach left Nigel de Jong horribly exposed in the middle of the
park. This allowed the Portugal midfield trio of Miguel Veloso, Joao
Moutinho and Raul Meireles to have a field day, distributing the ball
far too often to the wide men Nani and the star of the show Cristiano
Ronaldo who finally decided to show up on the big stage for his
country. The Real Madrid man scored the two key goals and put in the
kind of performance the Madridistas at the Santiago Bernabeu are used
to seeing on a regular basis.
After justified criticisms of his two
previous matches, Ronaldo set out to prove a point by tormenting
Holland right back Gregory van der Weil with embarrassing regularity.
After another outrageous season in Spain – 60 goals in 55 games –
many will be suggesting that this kind of display is long overdue.
Not many people fancied Portugal before the competition begun but if
their talisman can continue in the same vain, there aren't many, if
any, defences left that will be able to stop him. Dark horses? Maybe.
GROUP C
Jesus saves as Spain avoid paying the
Bil
Spain predictably negotiated their way
into the last eight following a narrow victory over a hard working
Croatia side who might count themselves somewhat unlucky to be going
home from the competition early. While the Ibreians, as expected,
controlled possession, dictated the play and never found themselves
on the backfoot for any prolonged period of time, the Croats
certainly battled hard to keep them at bay with a committed and
disciplined defensive display that restricted the current World and
European champions from creating many clear cut openings. Slavan
Bilic reverted to 4-2-3-1 with Ivan Rakitic and Ognjen Vukojevic
tasked with, and succeeding in denying the narrow Spanish creative
hub of Xavi, Andres Iniesta and David Silva any space to weave their
creative patterns for an ultimately lonesome Fernando Torres up
front. The extra defensive midfielder for Croatia freed up their own
creative influence in Luka Modric who, for the fleeting touches he
was allowed, had an excellent game.
In fact, the best chance of the match
came as result of a rare foray by Modric who found himself in space
on the right side of the penalty area and played an exquisite outside
foot cross to Rakitic who could only head straight at Iker Casillas
in the Spanish goal - A chance they would come to rue as Jesus Navas
proved to be the Spanish Messiah after coming off the bench to score
the all important winner. Croatia were crucified with just 5 minutes
left on the clock.
Given the initial resilience of the opposition,
Spain needed to remain patient before finding their breakthrough.
After withdrawing the ineffectual Torres and reverting to the now
famous 'false 9' formation, it was his replacement Cesc Fabregas who
saw fit to outdo Modric's sublime earlier pass with an even more
outrageous dink to Iniesta who squared for Navas to smash home. A
truly special team goal worthy of winning any game, albeit with a
slight hint of offside.
In some quarters I've seen Spain
inexplicably criticised for not doing more with their possession and
even been described as boring! But I guess this is what happens when
stupid people are given nice things. Presented with a team who have
earned the right to ranked up alongside the great Brazil and Dutch
sides of a generation ago, people still have cause to complain. Yes,
for their dominance they could probably create more and maybe score
more goals but not beating every team by four or five is hardly a
reason to slate a team that, in terms of pure aesthetically pleasing
football, cannot be touched.
I guess all the critics of Spain derive
more joy from watching Ireland.
Ireland Given a lesson as Super Mario
makes A-zure of Italian qualification
To be fair, they weren't as bad in
their 2-0 defeat against Italy as they were in their opening two
matches and despite the Italians still being the better side, the
Irish gave a better account of themselves than we had seen
previously. In fact, the most disappointing player on the team was
the usually reliable Shay Given. Having suffered something of a
nightmare against Croatia, Given could not be faulted for any of the
goals against a rampant Spain after getting no help from his defence.
However, the long serving keeper was guilty of not one, not two but
three errors that led to Italy's first goal. Firstly, Charging out
hastily to allow Antonio Di Natalie to go round him and get a shot on
goal. Secondly, spilling a routine catch from Claudio Marchiso in the
follow up to concede a corner and finally, from said corner, flailing
at Antonio Cassano's header that eventually gave the Azzuri the lead.
These mistakes were totally
uncharacteristic of a goalkeeper of Given's usual quality. There have
been suggestions in some quarters that he wasn't 100% fit coming into
the tournament which may well explain his hapless displays or this
could just be a convenient excuse for the fact it would appear that
time is finally catching up on him. Aston Villa and Paul Lambert will
be hoping it's the former ahead of the new campaign.
If Given was at fault for the first, it
would be harsh to attribute any blame to him for the second as Mario
Balotelli, relegated to the bench for the game, set out to prove a
point after being introduced by scoring an incredible, powerful
scissor kick volley late on. What followed were comical scenes as Mad
Mario then attempted to direct a second volley – this time one of
abuse – at his manager Cesare Prandelli for having temerity to
leave him on the bench. Only Leonardo Bonucci's intervention
prevented any confrontation as he has to literally physically gag his
countryman. Only Balotelli, eh?
At the time, it was probably goal of
the tournament. However, it was to be bettered 24 hours later...
GROUP D
Ibracadabra! Zlatan magic gives France
Les Bleus
What is it with controversial strikers
and stunning volleys? Zlatan Ibrahimovic looked at his old pal
Mario's strike against Ireland and decided he would join the party
with a stunner against France to set Sweden on their way to a
surprise 2-0 win. Sebastian Larsson dinked a cross to the edge of the
18 yard box where Ibrahimovic was poised like a coiled spring before
exploding with one of the most technically brilliant scissor kicks
you are ever likely to see. The ball whistled it's way beyond a
despairing Hugo Lloris to give Sweden a second half lead. The
spectacular nature of the goal served as a massive middle finger to
the critics who seem to draw their conclusions about him without ever
really seeing him play. Having just completed his most prolific
season at Milan with 34 goals in 43 appearances, and having scored 2
in 3 for a poor Sweden side in this competition, feel free tell
anybody who thinks he's “shit” that maybe they out to start
watching him a bit more closely.
Ordinarily, Man of the Match Larsson's
own volley to make it 2-0 would have won more plaudits but for
Zlatan's majestic strike. The result meant Sweden do not go home
empty handed but more crucially, a toothless France team now finish
second in the group and face Spain in the quarter finals where they
cannot afford another limp performance or else it will be au revoir
for Laurent Blanc's team.
Fortunate England avoid pain in Ukraine
as they tech their chance
France's defeat means that England
somehow win Group D following a rather unconvincing 1-0 victory over
hosts Ukraine. The returning Wayne Rooney scored from all of 3cm from
a Steven Gerrard cross (again) at the start of the second half in a
match where the result certainly masks a lot of what was, at times,
incredibly tedious and unenjoyable to watch. The overriding belief is
that England defended well but if the 16 shots on goal Ukraine when
allowed is an example of 'good' defending, I’m sure I wont be the
only one concerned when England add 'bad' defending to their
inability to retain any meaningful possession.
The defeat saw the home side eliminated
in a game where they looked far more competent on the ball and more
technically superior on the ball than their supposedly more
illustrious opponents. Andriy Yarmolenko proved something a thorn in
England's side and with a bit more experience might have actually
punished Roy Hodgson's men. The hosts may well have actually taken
something from the game when Marko Devic's deflected was hooked away
from goal by a retreating John Terry – the only problem was that
the ball had already crossed the line but this minor incident
happened to be missed by the referee, the linesman and the extra
official standing on the goal line tasked with actually making sure
mistakes like this don't get missed.
In this country, we have convinced
ourselves that because of the great injustice against Germany two
years ago, this incident is some kind of...erm.... payback? And of
course, the controversy has led to the reopening of the tiresome
debate regarding goalline technology. Sepp Blatter has now called it
a “necessity” ignoring the fact that any mooted technology that
would have rightly given the goal wouldn't have picked up on the fact
that Artem Milevskiy was actually in an offside position during the
build up to the chance.
What next? 'Offside technology'? If
that's the case then you could easily present a case for
'shirt-pulling' technology, 'incorrectly awarded goal-kick
technology' and 'corner kick not taken exactly on the curve of the
quadrant technology'. Of all the football matches that take place all
over the world every single waking hour of the day, how often do
these contentious goal line incidents actually occur? I would guess
at less than 0.001% if that so why waste time with the addition of
machines, censors and cameras messing around with the very essence of
the game? Where will it end?
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