Monday 12 July 2010

World Cup Observations - Part 7: The Final


First and foremost, Congratulations to Spain for adding the World Cup to their Euro 2008 title. They were most people's favourites coming into the tournament and ultimately didn't disappoint. At the risk of sounding like a stuck record, player for player, they're the best team in the world with no obvious flaws in their starting XI or perhaps even their squad. Also, if anyone in the team was more deserving of scoring the winner than Andres Iniesta, I'd like to hear it.

The weak link was supposed to be left back Capdevila who was pinpointed as such simply because he doesn't play for Barcelona or Real Madrid! As a part of a defence that only conceded 2 goals throughout the competition and manageing to keep the dangerous Robben relatively quiet when dutchman switched to that side of the pitch, the Villareal fullback has certainly proved his doubters wrong.

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In further testament to the quality of the Spain team/squad, World Cup winners of years gone by have often featured odd player that really souldn't be there. This time around, there was no Stéphane Guivarc'h/Roque Junior to walk away with winners medal that their careers certainly did not merit.

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But alas, it seems that the general consensus is that the biggest game in world football turned out to be a bit of an anti climax and for all intents and purposes a bit of a borefest. Don't get me wrong, it was far from the best football match ever but if you listen to some people, you'd be forgiven for thinking the game was no more enjoyable than trying to chew on marbles.

What I want to know is if all the people complaining about the match want to think about maybe that this was down to the defences of both sides? How about maybe giving the defenders and goalkeepers some credit perhaps? Or is it a case that maybe these idiots don't really understand that defending is a part of football too? To criticise the lack of so-called attacking flair on display is doing a disservice to the likes of Mathijsen, van Der Weil, Steklenburg, Pique and the aforementioned Capdevila among others. Even panto villians van Bommel and De Jong played superbly when they weren't trying to main and decapitate the Spanish team. Football isn't all tricks, flicks and great goals. A solid defensive performance can be just as impressive and free-flowing attacking football and if you can't understand that, then you are watching the wrong sport.

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Some of the people that perpetuate this myth that there is only one way to play football are the bods in the studios who are for whatever reason, paid to repeat one another and repeat 'that was a poor game of football' in as many different ways as possible. Yes, we can see that. How about actually ANALYSING why it is so poor seeing as you are there as 'analysts' supposedly. These people will sit through a typical Chelsea v Liverpool match and claim that 90 minutes of no goal mouth action is an example of a great tactical battle in the so-called best league in the world. However, because they are so clueless about anything beyond our insular little island, everything else is just considered boring.

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All week we've been force fed all kinds of rubbish about the fact 'our very own' Howard Webb was to referee the World Cup final like it was something that was even remotely good for English football in some way and as if it mattered in the slightest. Anyone who has even watched just one minute of a match Webb has taken charge of would have known that giving him such a big game was akin to getting Amy Winehouse and the fat bloke from Lost to procreate; the end result is only ever going to turn out hideously ugly.


Webb had what could only be technically described as a 'mare' and left watching fans asking the question 'when is s a red card not a red card?' Before swiftly answering with 'when Howard Webb is in charge'. People complaining about the way the Dutch went out and supposedly kicked the Spanish around for 120 minutes should realise that they only pushed the boundaries of 'physicality' as far as they were allowed to by the man in the middle. Aside from his inconsistencies over fouls, Webb failed to award Holland the most obvious corner in the history of football and seconds later Iniesta scored the goal that won the tournament for Spain.

Some have tried to defend Webb by suggesting it was a "difficult game". Really? I'd always expect that a World Cup final with two committed teams who have never won it before would be a stroll in the park!

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Another major talking point came during the second half when Arjen Robben was through on goal in the second half and was clearly fouled by Carlos Puyol. As hell froze over and some pot-bellied pigs were reported to have been seen in South African airspace, the dutch winger actually stayed on his feet and went on to try and score. The widly accepted view of the incident is that if Robben had gone down, Puyol would/should/could have been sent off. Surely Puyol still committed the foul regardless of whether Robben went down or not and should have been punished regardless of the advantage gained?

Did Robben even get an advantage? You could easily argue his momentum had been severely affected by Puyol's foul. Either way, he'll be regretting the fact he chose not to show all the strength of an anemic schoolgirl and tumble to ground from the slightest physical contact. Another poor decision from Webb.

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Turns out Spain are the lowest scoring team to ever win the World Cup. While I suggested that they need more goals to do their possession and positive play some justice, no-one can argue that they have played a better game than their opponents on Sunday. The Dutch team is filled with quality players but clearly didn't play as well as we all know they have the potential to and ultimately probably didn't deserve to win the final.

That said, their combative and conservative style almost paid off. By playing the way they did, they gave themselves a decent chance of winning against the goal-shy Spaniards and lo and behold if they were to take one of the few guilt-edged chances they created in normal time, it certainly wouldn't be the Iberians who we'd be referring to as world champions right now.

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But apparently, according to some, the Dutch tactics were not in the spirit of the game or something. I find it funny in this country when a foreign manager has the nerve to complain about bad tackles and everyone gets sanctimonious about 'playing to their strengths', takes pride in 'getting stuck in' and playing a 'man's game' etc. Yet these same people that defend rough play have been quick to point the finger at Jean Claude Van Bommel and the rest of the Orange assault team.

That's not to say kicking lumps out of people is right but the preachy self righteous double-standard from those unfortunately allowed a forum to speak is almost as bad in my eyes.

Also, all the whingers calling the Dutch 'dirty' seem to be happy to turn a blind eye to all Spain's diving and playacting. I'm pretty sure that isn't good for 'the game' either, is it?

Which is worse? Tough tackling or Diving? I guess it just depends which side is your bread buttered I guess.

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Finally, after the third World Cup final defeat, would it be safe to say that the dutch have played up national stereotypes by constantly making a hash of things? Their fans must be feeling very flat at the moment.

Sorry.

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Thursday 8 July 2010

World Cup Observations - Part 6: Semis

Dutch captain Giovanni van Bronckhorst scores what might go on to be goal of the tournament with an unsaveable rasping shot from about 8 miles out in off the post into the the top corner. Very few better strikes you will ever see. Uruguay will only be able to wonder if the outcome would have been different if their first choice keeper was playing...


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Despite the high scoreline, the Dutch were once again very pragmatic and merely set out to win rather than look good doing so. The football purist may be unimpressed but six wins from six so far in the competition show that they are very much the most deserving team of a place in the final.

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Much of this more conservative style of Holland's play has been down to Bert van Marwjik's decision to employ two defensive midfielders, one of whom (Usually Nigel De Jong) has the duty to protect the back four and break up potential attacks from the opposition. The other, Mark Van Bommel, is simply there to maim and cripple opposing players with some of the worst acts of violence committed by anyone associated with 'Orange' since Malcom McDowell.

In the build up to Van Bronckhosrt's screamer, Van Bommel should have probably seen red for a brutal over-the-top challenge on Uruguay's Walter Gargano but somehow the ref managed to miss it. The Dutchman also got away with about 678 other misdemeanours before actually being booked – funnily enough for dissent rather a foul.

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Another controversial moment involved Holland's second goal. Was Van Persie offside? Probably. If he was, was he interfering with play? Well, if obstructing the goal keepers view and attempting to get a touch on Wesley Snijder's deflected effort isn't 'interfering with play' then we ought to all just pack up and go home.

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Speaking of Wes, his questionable goal currently makes joint top scorer in the tournament with David Villa on five. As brilliant a footballer as he is and has been in the World Cup, if he does end up with the golden boot, would these be some of the worst of goals ever scored by the winner of the award? Fumbled shot from Japan's goalie, Melo's head getting the final, decisive touch against Brazil and now a deflection against Uruguay. Only Frank Lampard would be proud of that collection of 'goals'.

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From the Uruguay point of view, Diego Forlan should take a bow. For me, certainly a candidate for player of the tournament. While not necessarily 'carrying' his team, he's been by far their most influential player. After his impressive two-goal cameo in the Europa League final and a fantastic string of performances in a major international competition (as well as his achievements in La Liga over the years), maybe, just maybe the unenlightened 'experts' in this country will realise that his two unsuccessful years at Manchester United don't make him a 'flop' and shouldn't be used to define his entire career.



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As for the other Semi final, I'm left to wonder if I was premature to give the Germans so much praise after their performances in the previous rounds. In some ways yes but to be honest, they were up against a much improved Spain team who showed exactly why so many people had tipped them for greatness. I know it's a cliché but Xavi and Iniesta were fantastic in midfield, closing down and retaining the ball brilliantly and the leaving the Germans will little time or room to get their direct counter-attacking game going. It again makes you wonder why Barcelona are so hellbent on bringing in Cesc Fabregas who would struggle to usurp those two and find himself on the bench for at least a couple of seasons thus putting his entire career in limbo.

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The exciting Pedro stepped in for the continually lacklustre Fernando Torres and apart from one moment when he suffered a case of 'The Heskey's' at the end of the game fluffing the chance to make it 2-0, he performed admirably showing that his regular appearances and successes in the Barca team last season were no fluke. However, it was that single example of Pedro's wastefulness which summed up Spain yet again. Great football, little end product. They need to start converting their superior possession into goals.

Interestingly, their winning goal came not from a fantastic passing move of incisive attacking play but rather from an old fashioned set-piece when 'Oscar the Grouch' Carlos Puyol powered in a late header for the win.

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So the final is set up nicely between two teams who, in their own sometimes unexpected ways have deserved to be there more than anyone else in the competition. As others have pointed out, we will be seeing new winners of the competition and that is no bad thing. As much as I enjoyed the Germany team this year, I have to say that, in my lifetime having reached either a World Cup or Euro final in 86, 90, 92, 96, 02, and 08, it is about time they give someone else a chance at a trophy for once.




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Sunday 4 July 2010

World Cup Observations - Part 5: Quarter-Finals

So after singing his praises last time around, Luis Suarez gone from scoring sensation to public enemy numero uno throughout the world for his supposed act of cheating to deny what would have been Ghana's winning goal. Talk about jinxing the guy.

In truth, I'm not really sure I understand the whole furore surrounding the incident. Yes, we were all behind Ghana and wanted to see them through but let's not lose sight of the fact that the laws of the game were applied accordingly. Suarez broke the rules and was punished with a red card and one game suspension (thankfully common sense has prevailed and this has been upheld rather than extended). If Asamoah Gyan had just done what he did in the shoot out and bury the resulting penalty, we wouldn't even be sitting here talking about this now. Suarez is no more a 'cheat' than a player who wrongly tries to claim a corner or a throw in. I can't see why people are getting so bent out of shape demanding longer suspensions, rule changes and the like.

That said, I was discussing with a mate the idea of introducing a 'penalty goal' in such situations and I have to say, I'd actually very much be in favour. It was a certain goal and as we saw, the award of a penalty provides no such certainty. Given the circumstances and timing, it was heartbreaking for Ghana and you could see in the shootout, the life had been sapped from them completely when they should have been celebrating a semi-final place.

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The at times peerless Lionel Messi is going home from South Africa without a goal and his tail between his legs following Argentina's exit from the tournament is which he was expected to emulate the fantastic achievements of El Diego 24 years earlier.

Young Leo is that most talented football player I have ever had the pleasure of seeing and I'm fairly sure there would be a number of others who would agree with me. The man has helped Barcelona conquer both La Liga and Europe in recent years, almost single-handedly destroying some of the world's best club sides with frightening ease in the process.



Yet for whatever reason, while not being totally terrible at the World Cup, he has failed to replicate his club form at international level. Although, as this tournament has shown, he's in good company.

Messi does have time on his side however. Should his powers not wane in the coming years, you’d think he has at least a couple more tournaments to strut his stuff.

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Despite Messi's failure to light up this weekend's quarter final, another 20-something whose name begins M was able took centre stage. Off the back of making England look like some sort of pub team, Thomas Müller and his gang of German upstarts repeated the trick and handed the Argies their collective backsides on a plate with a ruthless, near perfect performance which was as impressive as any ever seen in the history of the competition.

I know such sentiment isn't supposed be uttered in 'In-ger-lund' I can’t help but love this German team. The old stereotypes of functional efficiency could be put to bed thanks in part to the potency of their brilliant counter-attacking style. If Brazil had played like that, we'd still be wiping the ejaculate off the walls.

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Speaking of Brazil, Dunga has paid the price for sacrificing the ethos of flair in favour of a more conservative approach. The quarter final against the Dutch was supposed to be Samba vs Total Football. I think it's safe to say that neither team has been worthy of these respective descriptions in the tournament up until this point but while the Dutch seem happy to plod along simply being 'effective' the Brazilians expect much, much more.

In a proper 'game of two halves' Brazil were in cruise control for the first 45 minutes and could have been out of sight by half time. The second period was a different story as they were as bad as I've ever seen them. Mental Melo, who coolly provided the assist in the first half but then self-destructed as dramatically as a suicide bomber on a Baghdad bus, was a microcosm of the whole Brazil team in the match. A true case of the sublime to the ridiculous.

The Dutch deserved their win and could have made the final scoreline far more humiliating but for some truly woeful finishing.

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Speaking of which, how utterly underwhelming have Spain been so far? Lot's and lot's pretty passing and possession football but about as capable of doing anything in the box as a blind eunuch. Arsene Wenger once allegedly claimed he wanted his Arsenal team to adopt the Spanish model for success. Anyone who has ever seen a match at the Emirates will already be used to frustrating profligacy and failure to regularly kill teams off so his team are already there.

The match against Paraguay was a dire, soul-destroying affair that the Spaniards barely scraped through despite Pedro and Villa's best efforts to miss the decisive winning goal. Torres was terrible yet again as Spain failed to fashion a clear cut goal scoring opportunity until very late in the game. Despite still being man-for-man the best team in the tournament, I very much doubt the rampant Germans will hold much fear at this point and will be eyeing revenge from the Euro 2008 final. Could the perennial under-achievers fail to deliver yet again in a World Cup?

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The Spain v Paraguay match provided an insane few minutes where the referee Carlos Batres went out of his way to be as inconsistent as possible. Paraguay were awarded a penalty for a Pique's pull on Oscar Cardozo. Fair play to the ref for giving it but if there was any consistency, there would a bout 6 penalties given per match for the exact same offence. Cordozo missed and within seconds, David Villa was brought to ground by Antolin Alcaraz. As last man, why he wasn't sent off, only Batres can explain. Xabi Alonso buried the spot kick but the ref made him retake it as some players were deemed to be encroaching in the penalty area. Again, for the sake of consistency, every penalty would need to be retaken because every penalty you care to look at will have someone running into the area early. Alonso naturally missed the retake and Cesc Fabregas (who was probably encroaching) was taken out by Justo Villar in the Paraguay goal only for Batres to award a corner! All that happened in the space of about 3 minutes and it still somehow remained 0-0 afterwards.

My guess is that ref Batres was about as bored as the rest of us and upon realising he didn't have the luxury of simply switching the channel just wanted to spark the game into life. Well done that man!

Then the phenomenal David Villa scored his 33rd goal in 34 internationals to take the Spaniards through and but himself ahead of the rest in the race for the golden boot. Villa has also scored ALL bar one of Spain's goals in the tournament so far. Where would they be without him? At home, that's where!

I hate to say I told you so...




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